I'm Wearing It Now: The Wine Rack

I've gotten some questions from readers lately on The Wine Rack. Some people may be thinking of its less interesting partner- the wine rack. But since I have referenced it in certain Chicken Limo blogs, I think I ought to explain myself so that the wrong idea hasn't been given. Please observe:

This is one of the greatest inventions of all time and I will stand by that statement forever no matter how much wine I've had to drink out of the teats of that girl. My cousin Catherine was the first person to bring this to my attention at a football game. KtK quickly followed suit and wore hers (margarita filled) to pick me up from the airport and now I, ever the follower, have purchased my own. It doubles for hiking, camping, road trips, gallery openings, just sitting around the house and of course, working out. Also, I don't work out because my blog doctor Meghan suggests I follow the drunkorexic plan instead. Gentlemen?