Prepare for the Apocolypse: Bra Gas Masks

Doctor Elena Bodner won this year's Public Health Ig Noble Prize with a bra designed to turn into two functional gas masks should the need arise- and why wouldn't it!? The cup size will be directly proportionate to the width of the human face you can save...which means I'm in charge of all infants.

The goal of the Ig awards is to recognize achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think". Past winners of this award include: Kees Moeliker, the discoverer of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck and Dr Francis Fesmire who devised the digital rectal massage as cure for intractable hiccups.

I like to think this entire blog could win that award. LOL Nazi tattoos are funny but they should also make you think about the fallible nature of humans- especially German humans. I'm looking at you, Mengele.